Tag: funny

  • Don’t Let Monday Suck! – Monday Motivation

    Don’t Let Monday Suck! – Monday Motivation

    A problem is a chance for you to do your best. –Duke Ellington A polar bear walks into a shop. He goes up to the cashier and says “I’ll have the fish…” he waits for a moment, “and chips.” The cashier, confused, says “Sure. What’s with the big pause?” The polar bear replies: “Oh these? I […]

  • Monday Motivation – Don’t Let Monday Suck!

    If you end up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on TV telling you how to do your shit, then YOU DESERVE IT. — Frank Zappa Why did the orange use suntan lotion? He started to peel.

  • Don’t Let Monday Suck!

    Don’t Let Monday Suck!

    Don’t wait for them to tell you. Tell them.  — 50 Cent   My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice… I can’t seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line.

  • Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation

    Don’t Let Mondays Suck! – Monday Motivation

    Whatever you think can’t be done, somebody will come along and do it. A genius is the one most like himself — Thelonious Monk   In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, “Only take one. God is watching.” Further down the line is a pile […]