Tag: misogynist

  • Birthday You Say? There’s No Freedom In Birthdays – Bad Grandpa

    Birthday You Say? There’s No Freedom In Birthdays – Bad Grandpa

    My birthday: “I have a massage at 1 so I can only stay a couple of hours. I’ll be back around 5 or 6 though.” ¬†“OOOOHHHHHHH a mmaaaaassssaaaaagggeeeeee,” he mocked.   “You’re just running around.” .”Well, I’m 33 now, I think I can run around if I want. Besides, everyone else does.”

  • Very Bad (Step) Grandpa

    Very Bad (Step) Grandpa

    “E. is coming over tomorrow to help watch Grandma while you are at your doctor and I have things to do.” “MONEY HUNGRY BITCH!” Yeah, it’s kind of hard to hide the shock at the amount of vitriol that came out of his mouth out of nowhere.   ¬†Much quieter, “She is a money hungry […]

  • How To Fix A Well?

    How To Fix A Well?

    The condensed version. I found Harry sitting on a piece of concrete. Head in hands, “I knew it wouldn’t work, nothing ever works.” He was looking beaten and even though I knew better, my soft spot for old people kicked in. He had just been blaming me for the pump going out because I did […]