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Birthday You Say? There’s No Freedom In Birthdays – Bad Grandpa
My birthday: “I have a massage at 1 so I can only stay a couple of hours. I’ll be back around 5 or 6 though.” “OOOOHHHHHHH a mmaaaaassssaaaaagggeeeeee,” he mocked. “You’re just running around.” .”Well, I’m 33 now, I think I can run around if I want. Besides, everyone else does.”
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Very Bad (Step) Grandpa
“E. is coming over tomorrow to help watch Grandma while you are at your doctor and I have things to do.” “MONEY HUNGRY BITCH!” Yeah, it’s kind of hard to hide the shock at the amount of vitriol that came out of his mouth out of nowhere. Much quieter, “She is a money hungry […]
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How To Fix A Well?
The condensed version. I found Harry sitting on a piece of concrete. Head in hands, “I knew it wouldn’t work, nothing ever works.” He was looking beaten and even though I knew better, my soft spot for old people kicked in. He had just been blaming me for the pump going out because I did […]